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Kumpulan Status Lucu Gombal Ngaco Mesum Update by @om_gogol
 
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Kumpulan Status Lucu Gombal Ngaco Mesum Update by @om_gogol
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Quote:A, punya pisau ga?| Untuk apa, neng?| Untuk mengukir nama Aa..| Di hati neng ya?| Di batu nisan, A..| JINGG!! ><


Quote:Kamu ini penari telanjang itu ya?| Umm.. Iya. Tau drmn, bang?| Karena tatapanmu menelanjangiku..| (◑﹏◐)


Quote:Neng, bapaknya kamtib ya?| Koq tau, bang?| Tuh, lagi nguber banci. Gak tau ya? NDESSO!!| COTT!! >.<


Quote:Kamu ingin bermain sulap? |Sulap itu apa sih?|Sulap itu adalah kita ke nite club, kita ngobrol,kita minum,kita make love lalu saya ngilang.

Quote:Tali beha itu lucu ya?? kalo ditutup bisa mengencangkan 2 buah benda, tapi kalo dibuka bisa mengencangkan satu benda

Quote:Bu, apakah benar surga di bawah telapak kaki ibu?|benar nak, sebab di sela sela kaki ibu adalah surga bapakmu

Quote:Ya Tuhan, kalau dia jodohku dekatkanlah, kalau bukan Jodohku, tolong dibantu ya.. ! Bimsalabim jadi apa...Prok...Prok...Prok...

hehe


10-21-2011 07:44 PM
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RE: Kumpulan Status Lucu Gombal Ngaco Mesum Update by @om_gogol
Quote:Kamu telungkup, aku tak suka.Kamu miring, aku bingung. Kamu telentang,aku masukin, kamu kujepit,kita beradu, oohhh....sandal jepitku.

Quote:Cewe ideal:Pinter cari duit, Blanjane irit, Hobine titit, Bulune dikit, Anune sempit, Digoyang njerit, Sedotane slangit, Rasane legit


10-21-2011 07:48 PM
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RE: Kumpulan Status Lucu Gombal Ngaco Mesum Update by @om_gogol
statusnya uptodate.. hehe


10-21-2011 07:52 PM
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RE: Kumpulan Status Lucu Gombal Ngaco Mesum Update by @om_gogol
Quote:Kenapa nyamuk bunyinya Nguing x2..?Karena yang dihisapnya darah.Coba yang dihisapnya SUSU, Pastilah bunyinya..NYOT...NYOT..NYOT...!?!
Quote:Guru : “Empat orang wanita cantik sedang berjalan di depan rumahku.”. Adi, coba ubah kalimat tadi menjadi kalimat seru.!|“WOOOW…!!!”

Quote:PACAR itu kayak makanan PEMBUKA: terasa enak setiap saat.| ISTRI kayak SARDEN: cuma dibuka saat ga ada lagi makanan!


10-21-2011 08:07 PM
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RE: Kumpulan Status Lucu Gombal Ngaco Mesum Update by @om_gogol
Sarden wek emo-lol


10-21-2011 08:14 PM
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Quote:Cewe ideal:Pinter cari duit, Blanjane irit, Hobine titit, Bulune dikit, Anune sempit, Digoyang njerit, Sedotane slangit, Rasane legit

cewe seperti ini nyarinya di mana ya hehe


10-22-2011 11:36 AM
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RE: Kumpulan Status Lucu Gombal Ngaco Mesum Update by @om_gogol
baca
lucu, ane misi update ke twitter yow..
hehe


10-24-2011 02:25 PM
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